January 2010

Verbal Impact Newsletter

created by
Gloria Constantas

Happy New Year!

New Year's Resolutions

Why are they made only on New Year’s Day?

I help people stop smoking and lose weight any time of the year! What I mean by helping, is that I assist people to make the changes they desire to make, using hypnosis to make it easier and quicker.

Please see Gloria's Guidelines on http://musinglog.blogspot.com for a healthier new you in the new year.

I also have some Words of Wisdom from Confucious:

Confucius Says: 
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Man who run in 
Front of car get tired. 
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Man who run behind 
Car get exhausted. 
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Man with one 
Chopstick go hungry. 
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Man who scratch butt 
Should not bite fingernails. 
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Man who eat many 
Prunes get good run for money. 
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War does not 
Determine who is right, war determine who is Left. 
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Wife who put 
Husband in doghouse soon find him in 
Cathouse. 
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Man who drive like 
Hell, bound to get there. 
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Man who live in 
Glass house should change clothes in Basement. 
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Man who fish in 
Other man's well often catch crabs. 
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Crowded elevator 
Smell different to midget. 
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Person who deletes this has no humor!!! 
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Now send it to 1 or more people...

Nothing will happen except 1 or more people laughing!

As always, I wish you

enlightenment, encouragement and empowerment!